Unbalanced Equinox

The man with the missile is masturbating His shadow splats onto the garden He thinks he is making history Heaven knows he's making a mess The equinox will re-stock the garden It won't be easy this year The east reheats the cold war There are sentries in spades at the lych-gate When a man without … Continue reading Unbalanced Equinox

Tasting the pie in the sky

Flying solo at seventeen.

Just to instil confidence the station fire engine trundled up and parked alongside the runway. I radioed for permission, taxied onto the runway, opened up the throttle and released the breaks. 

That first solo on 29th August 1974 was the beginning of the end of a dream.

YOUR FACE MASK NEEDS YOU

And it won’t take “no” for answer No matter how good your facemask is it will not protect you against the slyest infection of all: the personality of the mask itself. Wearing any mask changes your mind. There is no doubt.  If you do doubt it, it matters not; your mask will still have its … Continue reading YOUR FACE MASK NEEDS YOU

Nine from ‘Nineteen

  The most popular uneasywords of 2019   Another year of blogging done. Here, in reverse order, are the most popular uneasywords posts of 2019: At number 9 is a post from November 2018 explaining how the paintings of Jack Vettriano inspired a musical theatre show: Swinging with the Singing Butler. Number 8 is also … Continue reading Nine from ‘Nineteen

She ain’t monkey; she’s my mother

When my wife had a significant birthday several years ago, my gift to her was a DNA test.  I’m an incorrigible romantic.  Seriously, it was what she most wanted.  Almost a decade later, she returned the favour and bought me one.  It turns out we are related.  We’ve got the same mother.