The New Norman

The new Norman knows that one metre plus, plus one metre plus equals at least two metres.

The new Norman knows that the smallest of enemies provides the largest of threats.

The new Norman knows that face coverings hide the wearer and reveal the danger.

The new Norman knows that working from home means doing homework.

The new Norman knows that teaching is easy when it is done by other people.

The new Norman knows that, while medics may make us better, cleaners keep us alive.

covid cometThe new Norman knows that hindsight is the smug hypocrisy of those who had nothing to say when it was needed.

The new Norman knows that it is much easier to be critical than to be correct.

The new Norman knows that hand to hand combat is best conducted with soft soap.

harold-shot-3The new Norman knows that aerosol arrows can enter the eye.

The new Norman knows that plastic priorities mean that people take precedence over the planet.

The new Norman knows that diseases discriminate and discrimination is a disease.

 

The new Norman knows that, if he is attacked, his chances are slimmer than those not like him.

He fears that there is nothing he can do about that.


 

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