I.O.U.O.U.

What I owe the Open University Fetishism was not a personal priority upon applying to the Open University, but it proved too much of a temptation subsequently, when it was the title of an optional lecture at one of the residential summer schools. Despite being on the final half day of our week-long stay that … Continue reading I.O.U.O.U.

Downhill from John O’Groats

Trials on a tandem “I’d like to ride a tandem,” said Bob, “along the Pennine Way.” It was the kind of remark Bob would make.  He was a well-known character locally and had been my best friend as a child.  We were in our twentieth years and still very close. Sharing a tandem in the … Continue reading Downhill from John O’Groats

All STEM and no flowers

The word 'academic' is the bane of creative subject teachers' lives, yet it is an unjustified means of establishing a hierarchy of learning. It is usually defined by the proportion of cerebral to practical activity. Subjects with a high practical content are deemed less worthy.  That is lazy thinking. The academic is ultimately worthless without practical application.

INVASION OF THE LANYARDS!

“The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one,” he repeated. “He’s right,” said Wendy Tyrell, the physics professor. “How can you be sure?” I asked. “Because I’ve measured the trajectory, and they’re not coming from Mars.” “Then where are they coming from?” Wendy re-positioned the telescope and invited me to look through it.

Ticket to pride

It was a magnificent honour for the terminally ill Mike Airey to see his name emblazoned of the vintage Blackpool Standard Tram 147 less than a month before he died on 12th August 2006.  Twelve and a half years later, the tram looks as resplendent as ever. It has recently had a few more buckets … Continue reading Ticket to pride

To whom it may concern

A seasonal ghost story I am well aware of the dangers of walking alone late at night.  I do so by choice, frequently, most nights.  This is because I cannot sleep.  And I’m looking for someone. If you are tempted to walk home after the bars close my advice is always call a cab, but … Continue reading To whom it may concern